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The best clean blonde jokes poke fun at the stereotypical image of the ditzy blonde. They are all meant in good fun, although you should use caution in sharing these jokes with your fairer-haired friends. It’s not worth offending someone just to get a laugh. The double meaning of “concentrate” makes a fun play-on-words.

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See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes. Joke A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.

The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.

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A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they’re just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver.

Joke # A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to​.

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A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, “Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test. The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said “Andy! What made you say that? Andy talks with me! Andy tells me A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some condoms so she can practice safe sex. She walks up to the pharmicist and asks “How much for a box of condoms?

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender: Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C. Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.

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